If you have one trick, milk the introduction for as long as you can. Make fun of the kids, take volunteers, pretend you have a plan.
6 year olds are brutal. They will embarrass you like it’s their job. And it is embarrassing.
You exist as a kind of Queen’s Guard. They want to test whether you really are a clown. Of course, you are.
You need this nose. It helps you breathe. The surface area makes it much easier than with a regular nose.
Your energy will never be enough, but try to exceed theirs at least.
The outfit looks like pajamas but is actually very hot.
Change tact fast when they start to lose focus.
Respond to everything. If they poke your clown shoes, pretend it hurts a lot. Your makeup will really help exaggerate all of your expressions and make anything you do pretty much funny.
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